Fucking ow. avant-gardeian will get it. You know its a bad sign when you’re all “What smells like ham? Oh..its my hand. Awesome.”
avant-gardeian stars in: The Blowtube Was Too Long, So It Snapped and Cut Your Fucking Hands Up.
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I read this as blowjob and I am sorry
*three second blowjob*
"Now, get your bare ass off my mother’s comforter…"
“What smells like ham? Oh..its my hand. Awesome.”